How I Paid Google $5 to Access My Own Devices, Then Fought Their Console for 6 Hours
A tale of OAuth hell, quota purgatory, and the sweet victory of saying “Hey Google, turn on Test Switch” The Mission It started innocently enough....
I Have Too Many Servers and Zero Regrets: A Tour of My Homelab
Posted at 11:47pm on a Wednesday. There is bourbon involved....
The Universal Sass Gateway
I taught a local AI to roast me and then gave it control of my entire life....
When Your Weather Station Gets Chatty
So I decided my Tempest weather station needed to learn how to text me. Because apparently, looking outside like a caveman wasn’t cutting it anymore....
The Great Uptime Kuma Upgrade: A Tale of Stuck Migrations and .io Domain Betrayal
tl;dr: Upgraded Uptime Kuma from v1 to v2, got stuck in a migration bootloop, fixed it with some SQLite surgery, then upgraded Portainer because apparently...
The Day I Decided My Homelab Needed Therapy (A Notification Infrastructure Journey)
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love SMTP...
The Great 3 AM Network Mystery: A Homelab Horror Story
Or: How I Spent Three Weeks Fighting a Problem I Created Six Months Ago While Drunk...