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The Great Uptime Kuma Upgrade: A Tale of Stuck Migrations and .io Domain Betrayal

March 12, 2026
tl;dr: Upgraded Uptime Kuma from v1 to v2, got stuck in a migration bootloop, fixed it with some SQLite surgery, then upgraded Portainer because apparently...

The Day I Decided My Homelab Needed Therapy (A Notification Infrastructure Journey)

March 11, 2026
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love SMTP...

The Great 3 AM Network Mystery: A Homelab Horror Story

March 1, 2026
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